the most brilliant lyrics i've ever fucking heard

"I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk,
injected some of Hendrix junk..
I booked a seat on lynyrd skynyrd's plane,
mama cass' sandwhich I ate the same!"

it didn't say much but it only confessed
that the center of the earth is the end of the world
and i could really care less

(meh...)

i can and shall obey

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

I'm going down to the Waterside Worker's Hotel
I'll wear women's clothing, and I'll yell:
"Here's a broken bottle boys, send me to Hell!"
With life as my alternative, I might as well.

people change

the wise man built his roads upon the rocks
but i'm not bound to follow suit

Would you scream if I tortured you?
Would you weep if you lost someone?
Could you kill if you needed to?

Its fun to stay at the
Y M C A!
You know I'm talkin bout the
Y M C Aa!

Or:

Hey you, hey you, finally you get it
The world ain't fair, eat you if you let it
And as your tears fall on
Your breast, your dress
Vibrations coming through
You're in a mess

<font color="#5b5b5b" size="1">[ April 13, 2006 11:35 AM: Message edited by: Clowns Aren't Funny ]</font>

I?m waiting by the phone
Waiting for you to call me up
and tell me I?m not alone
Cause I want somebody to shove